“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
you read that in his voice don’t deny it
- Ron:
OMG HARRY POTTER
- Ron:
wait a sec
- Ron:
who's dat
- Ron:
what kind of name is Hermione?
- Ron:
bitch be all up in mah business
- Ron:
it's leviooooosaaahh
- Ron:
dumb ho
- Ron:
wait is that a mountain troll omg don't worry i'mma save u bby xox
- Ron:
so ok we're friends now
- Ron:
yep
- Ron:
omg there's a basILISK IN THE FUCKING SCHOOL WHAT THE FUCK
- Ron:
HERMIONE'S PETRIFIED
- Ron:
GINNY IS IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
- Ron:
HELP ME PLS OMG
- Ron:
OMG HERMIONE'S BACK AND GINNY IS OK I'M SO HAPPY GUISE OMG
- Ron:
what's with Mione Merlin's pants her cat is so stupid and she's a bitch is she on her period or something cuz like
- Ron:
I ain't speaking to her
- Ron:
nope
- Rοn:
Hermione I'm so sorry for being a dick forgive me pls pls pls
- Ron:
omg ILY Krum <3 <3 i've got such a boycrush omg
- Ron:
wait
- Ron:
wut
- Ron:
wut r u doing stahp
- Ron:
dis is Hermione
- Ron:
u be crushing on HERMIONE?
- Ron:
WAIT A SECOND U STUPID CUNT
- Ron:
SHE'S MINE GO AWAY BACK TO RUSSIA OR WHEREVER UR FROM
- Ron:
lalala I'm a prefect
- Ron:
Dumbledore's army lalala
- Ron:
eyesex with Hermy unf
- Ron:
OMG DAD WAS ATTACKED?????/?///??
- Ron:
dad is ok lalalala
- Ron:
all good
- Ron:
HERMIONE'S SNOGGED KRUM??
- Ron:
CORMAC LIKES HERMIONE??
- Ron:
I'mma make her jealous
- Ron:
hey Lavender let's snog ugh this is like chemical omg Hermione look at me ily bby
- Ron:
Hermione luvz me guize :x :x
- Ron:
HUNTING DA HORCRUXES
- Ron:
Tom Riddle the fuck are you doing
- Ron:
I'M SO HUNGRY AND HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE IN LUV AND I MISS MY FAMILY WTF IS THIS SHIT
- Ron:
im so sorry Hermione ily pls forgive me pls
- Ron:
OMG HERMIONE'S TORTURED
- Ron:
I LOVE YOUUUU
- Ron:
ok time to fight I guess
- Ron:
OK LET'S FUCKING SNOG IN THE MIDDLE OF A LONG AWAITED WAR BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL DAT'S SO GOOD OMG BABE
- Ron:
it's now or nevah isn't it
- Ron:
ur mine now
- Ron:
5ever
- Ron:
like dis if u cry everytime


















































