• Ron:

    OMG HARRY POTTER

  • Ron:

    wait a sec

  • Ron:

    who's dat

  • Ron:

    what kind of name is Hermione?

  • Ron:

    bitch be all up in mah business

  • Ron:

    it's leviooooosaaahh

  • Ron:

    dumb ho

  • Ron:

    wait is that a mountain troll omg don't worry i'mma save u bby xox

  • Ron:

    so ok we're friends now

  • Ron:

    yep

  • Ron:

    omg there's a basILISK IN THE FUCKING SCHOOL WHAT THE FUCK

  • Ron:

    HERMIONE'S PETRIFIED

  • Ron:

    GINNY IS IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS

  • Ron:

    HELP ME PLS OMG

  • Ron:

    OMG HERMIONE'S BACK AND GINNY IS OK I'M SO HAPPY GUISE OMG

  • Ron:

    what's with Mione Merlin's pants her cat is so stupid and she's a bitch is she on her period or something cuz like

  • Ron:

    I ain't speaking to her

  • Ron:

    nope

  • Rοn:

    Hermione I'm so sorry for being a dick forgive me pls pls pls

  • Ron:

    omg ILY Krum <3 <3 i've got such a boycrush omg

  • Ron:

    wait

  • Ron:

    wut

  • Ron:

    wut r u doing stahp

  • Ron:

    dis is Hermione

  • Ron:

    u be crushing on HERMIONE?

  • Ron:

    WAIT A SECOND U STUPID CUNT

  • Ron:

    SHE'S MINE GO AWAY BACK TO RUSSIA OR WHEREVER UR FROM

  • Ron:

    lalala I'm a prefect

  • Ron:

    Dumbledore's army lalala

  • Ron:

    eyesex with Hermy unf

  • Ron:

    OMG DAD WAS ATTACKED?????/?///??

  • Ron:

    dad is ok lalalala

  • Ron:

    all good

  • Ron:

    HERMIONE'S SNOGGED KRUM??

  • Ron:

    CORMAC LIKES HERMIONE??

  • Ron:

    I'mma make her jealous

  • Ron:

    hey Lavender let's snog ugh this is like chemical omg Hermione look at me ily bby

  • Ron:

    Hermione luvz me guize :x :x

  • Ron:

    HUNTING DA HORCRUXES

  • Ron:

    Tom Riddle the fuck are you doing

  • Ron:

    I'M SO HUNGRY AND HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE IN LUV AND I MISS MY FAMILY WTF IS THIS SHIT

  • Ron:

    im so sorry Hermione ily pls forgive me pls

  • Ron:

    OMG HERMIONE'S TORTURED

  • Ron:

    I LOVE YOUUUU

  • Ron:

    ok time to fight I guess

  • Ron:

    OK LET'S FUCKING SNOG IN THE MIDDLE OF A LONG AWAITED WAR BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL DAT'S SO GOOD OMG BABE

  • Ron:

    it's now or nevah isn't it

  • Ron:

    ur mine now

  • Ron:

    5ever

  • Ron:

    like dis if u cry everytime

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it