• me reading fanfiction: THEY GON FUCK
  • me reading a long fanfiction: WHEN THEY GUN FUCK
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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via marimbazn)

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wentze:

FALL OUT BO Y WON ARTIS TOF THE YEA RGOD BLESS

(via action-meow)

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via theresanthraxinmybagel)

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